The following contains many spoilers to the new Twilight movie. You have been warned.
So this is a more or less impromptu review of Breaking Dawn, Part 2, the new Twilight movie. Specifically just the ending because a lot of the rest of it was more or less a bit of a blur to me. TO be quite honest I was just happy to see that Kirsten Stewart was... for the most part kinda believeable troughout, but the ending, oh gosh they had a chance to fix the series...
So the way it happens, I'll paint a picture the best I can:
So the bad sparkly vampires are about to ave a showdown with the good sparkly vampiresand the werewolves. The bad sparkly vampires are doing this because they think that a child has been turned into a sparkly vampire by the good sparkly vampies, they don't know that she is ha;f human and will grow up and be able to control herself yet, fine whatever. When it comes down to it though the bad sparkly vampires create some commotion and one of the good sparkly vampires charges into battle only to get decapitated, and trust me he was actually an important character that died. From there an actual epic battle ensues, sparkly vampires are behaving like actual vampires for once. I mean it heads are rolling, cools stuff is happening, actual tragedy that happens in a story is taking place.
Bella, the man defenseless female, has actually become something.... not so meek and silly, she actually rushes in and is kicking some serious but, at one point a big canyon is created by this guy with special powers or something, and Bella actually like... Sparta kicks someone into it. She literally Sparta kicks them in! (video reference below)
But then after all the insanity, after how much more awesomely different it was from the book, after Bella actually helped kill the main bad sparkly vampire.... we fade back to the previous scene, all of it was a vision one of the good sparkly vampires with future seeing abilities showed the leader of the bad sparkly vampires.
And from there we go back to the ending that happened actually in the book, which I guess gets points for loyalty to the original? Either version still contains foot face robert paterson. I guess you can tell me what you think in the comments... and if this spoiled anything for you, remember you were warned well advance.